How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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