We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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