I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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