Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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