You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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