I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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