I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I'm really busy with my period
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