another moral hangover. fuck.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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