you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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