I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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