i just google imaged poop.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
