exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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