YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think your dad took our porno
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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