You're earring is so big in my mouth
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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