I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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