Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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