I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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