Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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