We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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