you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Alive.
So much puke
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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