Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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