heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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