Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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