Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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