he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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