We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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