Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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