Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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