Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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