R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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