Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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