Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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