I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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