I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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