I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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