Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
