i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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