we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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