mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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