i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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