Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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