if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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