porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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