1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My balls are so social today.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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