stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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