I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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