Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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