So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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