So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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