I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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