Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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